do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at
YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
Now I know what to do in the event of a really big flood…
Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope
I relate to this on a molecular level.
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?