the two most wonderful types of boys.
1. Well dressed
2. Not dressed
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down
Two kinds of people in this world. The people that admit to mourning the death of a fictional character and
the dirty fucking liars
*whispers* Alaric Saltzman
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
trying to swallow a kitkat finger whole whilst ur home alone is a very bad idea especially if u dont have a gag reflex because it will get stuck in your throat and u will start choking and there will be no one there to save u and unless you want your parents to come home to find you on the floor gasping for air covered in chocolate and wafer bits just do nOt do it
did you swallow a kitkat finger whole
i might have done yes
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
mac or pc? sry i use barbie
The fact that my brother is a proud misogynist kills me. That’s worse than being ignorant.